reaganronaldo:

Me when it is someone’s birthday but I decide to be the little shit I am

seediest:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

make–it–gayer:

conservatives:

shadowshown:

shadowshown:

it’s nearly 1:00 am i have to wake up in 5 hours and i’m CRYING at this video of some woman eating too many edibles and doing a pennywise makeup tutorial

just-shower-thoughts:

The lottery would be a lot more popular if they gave 500 people $1,000,000 rather than 1 person $500,000,000.

surprisebitch:

5u5:

queernigga:

wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already?? 

okay if you ignore the others… but watch this one

what episode of black mirror is this

n0chillvibes:

bigfuzzysiberianbear:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tigerbuttsinspace:

cnet:

Drone with grabbing claw arms can lift 44 pounds

Prodrone’s latest creation could lift a four-year-old child, and uses its 5-axis metal claws to perch on fences like a bird.

This drone, here depicted stealing chairs from the poor, could also be used to abduct a four year old

Are YOU prepared for when the machines come to try and take ur young

naughty children get snatched by the Clawcopter

New story to scare children!